A TIMELY SUBSTITUTE

Here is another one from a loyal reader, James. I hope you guys are all prepared for a nice weekend and remember, you don't have to go out to have fun!

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He
walked in... She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very
moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting
to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all....right there
on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove. More than
a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'


Missus Singapore out! 

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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