Thứ Bảy, 5 tháng 5, 2012

THE LAST WISH

An old Cuban suffers a major heart attack and, as a last wish, asks for a flag to kiss and say good-bye to his dearest Cuba. His friends search desperately but cannot find one.

With everyone ready to abandon all hopes of finding a flag, a 23-year-old lass shyly interrupts their desperate search by offering a tattoo of the flag that is inscribed on the cheek of her buttock. The young girl pulls down her shorts showing the Cuban flag on a beautifully-shaped buttock. She approaches the dying man and sticks her butt in his face.

The man, with tears in his eyes, caresses the 'flag,' grabs the cheek with both hands and starts kissing it with great passion, saying "My dear Cuba, I say goodbye with great sadness. Farewell my land, I will miss you."

After going on for a full 10 minutes, the now revived man says to the girl, "Now, chica, turn around, I want to kiss Fidel, our bearded dictator, goodbye too!"

MS: Thanks James. Love this and all the rest you sent in. Have a exciting weekend everyone! 

Missus Singapore out!
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Thứ Năm, 3 tháng 5, 2012

Blanco Prawn Noodle House: Final Story of the Prawn Mee Dynasty


Jumbo Prawn and Pork Ribs Noodle Soup $8

The ancient texts tell us:  "Behold, how good and pleasant it is when brothers dwell in unity" Psalm 133:1.

How true!

As I pen this next story, I can't help but contrast the success of the Blanco Court Prawn Mee empire with some of the other hawker stalls which are currently undergoing family squabbles over rights to the family brand name.  It seems to me that it happens to Yong Tau Foo hawkers more than anyone else!  Just take for instance the family splits of Ngee Fau Ampang Yong Tau Foo, Rong Xing Yong Tau Foo and more recently, Hup Chong Hakka Yong Tau Foo.  Is there something about Yong Tau Foo that results in these sorts of problems, I wonder?  Probably not, but you can easily see how a family united and working together can help expand a business and a brand name much more effectively than when they split!

I have already written about the other four stalls in the Blanco Court Prawn Mee empire and this is the last stall to be added to the blog.  Blanco Prawn Mee is run by 2nd sister,  Susan Lee, who tells me that this really is her retirement job now that the kids have all grown up.  As such, their location in sleepy Jalan Kayu (during the day) is perfect for her and for those of us who want to eat this classic prawn mee soup in a less hectic environment.



The prawn noodles here tastes very close to that of Beach Road Prawn Mee and Blanco Court Prawn Mee.  They should be, since they not only share the same recipe, but also the same workflow and processes.  In this respect, they are almost like three franchised stalls but with the very important fact that they are run by family members.  This is very important as you need someone like Susan who grew up eating her grandfather's and then her father's prawn mee to know what it is supposed to taste like and to be able to sense that something has gone wrong before the customers find out.

If you are familiar with the prawn noodles in the two stalls I already mentioned, then you can appreciate what Blanco Prawn Mee would taste like.  It really does taste like the type of prawn noodle soup I grew up eating except that perhaps the oiliness and saltiness has been toned down to suit the more health conscious modern generation.  4.25/5

Conclusion

If you love to eat at Beach Road or Blanco Court Prawn Noodles but want to get away from the stressful environment, then this quieter place at Jalan Kayu is your best bet!  It's the same successful formula paired with Ngor Hiang except that it is a little more laid back than the other two stalls.

Blanco Prawn Noodle House
235 Jalan Kayu
Singapore 799459
68534426, 96343456 (Susan)
7am to 4.30pm
Closed Tuesdays





Here are the other stalls:
1. Blanco Court Prawn Noodles
2. Beach Road Prawn Mee
3. Jalan Sultan Prawn Mee
4. Joo Chiat Prawn Noodles



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THURSDAY TEASE

I've observed that many of you don't seem to know your days of the week. I receive emails asking me when the next Thursday Tease photo is going to be posted. Talk about eager beavers! LOL!

Okay, so here is this week's photo of me doing my rendition of the Cow Girl and boy, does she need a good ride!

Missus Singapore out!
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Thứ Ba, 1 tháng 5, 2012

THE MS DICK AWARDS

In response to several male-oriented sites holding boob and booty awards, I've decided to hold my very own Dick Awards, thanks to this trophy pic sent by Dessie from Malaysia. Let's make the male anatomy the sex object for a change.

Curiously though, as you can see from the photo that the dick is not particularly impressive size-wise. So instead of biggest dick award, I'll award this to the most proportional or asthetically-pleasing dick. What do you think?

Missus Singapore out!
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Maeda: Unpretentious, Casual Kaiseki style cuisine


Starter:  Canadian Oyster, Hokkigai salad and Kazunoko

Situated along Joo Chiat Road, you might just mistake this small little Japanese restaurant as a massage parlor if you didn't know any better.   Maeda  has been around for almost two years and occupies the shophouse where Aston Prime used to be.  So it is a location I am most familiar with, having organized a Charity Makan session there in the early days of the blog.  The place is still under Aston's name but he has leased it out to Chef Maeda to run his little restaurant that serves up casual Osakan style cuisine.  It's not Kaiseki cuisine in the strict sense of the word, but then Kaiseki in Singapore tends to be less formal than what it is in Japan.  But by labeling "Casual Kaiseki" (my own labeling), I am trying to convey that sense of a degustation type meal with many different small dishes reflecting the seasonal produce of Japan, but without the strict formality.

The place is run by Chef Maeda and his sister Nami who both hail from Osaka and most of the produce has been sourced from Japan.  This and the fact that the restaurant is situated in a nondescript little shophouse really makes it feel very authentic from the start.  The other attraction is their non-scary prices.  As you are well aware, uttering the phrase "Omakase" at a Japanese restaurant in Singapore mean that you hit your credit card limit at the end of the meal.   So my Omakase meal of 8 courses, priced at $120++ per pax was quite reasonable for Singapore standards.


Sashimi platter

After our starter of Canadian oyster and seafood salad, we were presented with the sashimi platter (Mukozuke in Kaiseki terms).  This course of raw fish is often used as an initial gauge for the quality of any Japanese restaurant and the most telling sign is often not the seafood itself but the quality of the wasabi that accompanies the meal.  A sharkskin board lying somewhere on the chef's table top indicates that the chef is probably grating his own wasabi which means that he takes his sashimi quite seriously.  Even better if he tells you that his wasabi is from Shizuoka prefecture which is where the best wasabi in Japan comes from.   The sashimi was beautifully presented and most of the items were excellent, with the exception of the chutoro which I felt could have been better.  There were a few more unique fish like the lightly grilled (aburi) Tachuo (scabbard fish) which was excellent as was the madai (Sea bream) presented in matsukawa-zukuri, or pine bark style where the skin was blanched in hot water first.  Both these techniques serve to tenderize the skin of the fish so that you can enjoy the fat underneath it together with the raw flesh of the fish.  4.25/5



Grilled Takenoko with sumiso sauce

Spring is the season for bamboo shoots and our takenoko (bamboo shoot) was presented very simply by boiling first followed by a light grill before serving with a sumiso sauce made from vinegar, sugar and miso.  It might be simple, but it was one of the dishes which I really enjoyed.  4.25/5


Zuwai Kani Tempura

When our tempura dish was presented, I immediately assumed it was tempura ebi and was pleasantly surprised when it turned out to be fried crab legs instead.  The homemade tempura batter was light, crisp and not too oily.  However, I felt that it would have been better if the batter was a little thinner such that there was more crab meat to batter.  It was still enjoyable though.  4/5


Foie Gras Chawanmushi

We were told that our Chawanmushi was supposed to be topped with black truffles but the shipment got held up, so chef substituted with with foie gras. The chawanmushi was excellent and was nicely paired with the foie gras.  Unfortunately, I felt the texture of the foie was a little too firm as it had been seared first and then steamed.  Would have been better if it had retained its creamy texture.  4/5


Grilled Kinki Fish

Rockfish is very popular amongst the Japanese and subsequently, they can be quite expensive here in Singapore.  I must admit that I haven't eaten enough of this fish to actually be able to tell the difference between it and say, a coral trout.  I felt the texture of the flesh is quite similar so I am not sure if I can appreciate the taste enough to specially pay the premium for it.  But the fish is impressive when it is presented, especially with its big googly muppet like eyes and bright red colour.  Chef simply grilled it with salt to preserve its natural flavours.  4/5


Thin Udon with stewed Wagyu beef

If you love Kway Teow and especially Ipoh Kway Teow, then this bowl of thin udon will put will simply blow you away.  Thin udon is a specialty of the Akita prefecture where they grow a lot of rice and this is possibly the best kway teow (udon really) I have ever eaten.  The texture was simply perfect and it was so light in the broth.  My only complaint is that it was the last dish and I was so full already!   The broth and the Wagyu beef stew were excellent  accompaniments! This dish felt like a Japanese interpretation of our Beef Kway Teow soup!  4.5/5


Nami and Maeda Hiroaki

Conclusion

Great place to enjoy a quiet Japanese meal without bursting the pocket.  The setting is simple and aside from Chef and his sister, there might be only another one or two persons working in the restaurant, so it is very personal. My only grouse was that it could be a little cosier as the place does seems to come across as a little bare.

Thanks to Aston for hosting the meal!

Maeda
467 Joo Chiat Road
Singapore 427678
63450745
Open for Dinner only


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PREMIE CUMMER

Curiosly, I recently made a rough count of 33, as I sieved through my email folders. That is the number of emails from both men and several women writing in on the topic of premature ejaculation. Most of the men wanted some advice and the women simply expressed silent frustration.

The first thing to note is that it's a very common problem amongst men and although the figures do seem to indicate that age is a factor, I've come across MANY men in their 20s and early 30s with the problem. While mental and emotional factors do come up for mention, the best person who can help accurately diagnose and treat the contion is your doctor.

If you are actively seeking help, good for you. The thing is not to feel ashamed of it. Talk to someone and don't wait because when you still can have it, sex is a wonderful outlet of release - some may say it keeps them sane in this helter-skelter world we live in.

Anyway, back to the emails. Seven of them actually thanked yours truly for the advise I gave them since it was quite obvious that there were performance issues causing it. One woman commented that the 'go-slow-start-stop' regime actually worked. 'Five months later, he is back to performing like before' she adds.

So guys, if you sense a problem that is troubling you, do something about it or it can rob you of the best natural activiy in your lifetime.

Missus Singapore out!

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Chủ Nhật, 29 tháng 4, 2012

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

If you're thinking of having a burger anytime this week, make it a big one. Bigger is always better. Thanks Connie from Lancashire. I definitely know your preferences. Have a super week ahead.

Missus Singapore out!
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